Saturday, June 18, 2011

Bowl a Hundred, Dad!


Call me one of the lucky ones, I’m still able to pick up a telephone and call my Dad; but I do have to speak very loud for him to hear. Mostly I talk to him via Mom; saves a lot of yelling back and forth so we keep it simple. I tell him, “Bowl a hundred” if he’s on the way to the bowling alley to be with his buddies; my way of saying “I love you, Dad”.
 The picture which accompanies this article was taken around the holidays; can’t remember for sure; but it was either Thanksgiving or New Year’s Day because there were football games on the television.

Dad and Bonnie were enjoying the afternoon as he told the story of Jack and the Bean Stalk as the two of them rocked in the chair together. There were some slight changes to the story line; I recall hearing Dad explain that it was, “1st and goal on the seven yard line as Jack went up to meet the giant”.


During the middle of the story the old rocking chair, one which had been around since I was a little boy; that old chair gave up the ghost. Dad and Bonnie crashed to the floor; no injuries other than the chair was a total loss.


I have a long list of “Dad” stories from over the years, Dad waving at the ambulance driver, the broken front seat in his car, bread sticks at the restaurant, recovering my lost shoe at the train depot; too many interesting stories so I’ll only share one more.


Dad had fallen asleep in his favorite chair while the rest of us finished watching a movie one Saturday evening. His internal alarm clock reminded him it was time to secure the house for the night as he wandered to the front door and bolted it, on to the side door and ending up at the sliding glass door at the back of the living room.


He latched the door and then fumbled around for the pull cords to shut the drapes; his first pull only managed to get them half way closed. In his sleep he reached for the cord only to grab hold of the wrong one; the drapes being returned to their fully opened position. Each time he reached in to grab the cord his efforts were frustrated; the drapes now dancing back and forth as the veins in his neck began to swell.


“Dick! What in the hell are you doing?” Mom had a way with words as she addressed the love of her life. Dad, eyes still closed, took a deep breath as he carefully considered his reply; not wishing to hurt the love of his life with a harsh answer.


“I’m practicing!” That’s my Dad; always looking out for what’s best for his family. For some reason my eyes just swelled with tears; must be allergy season, that’s it. “Bowl a hundred, Dad!”


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3 comments:

MK said...

My old man is getting to that stage too, refuses to get a hearing aid, so you have to shout sometimes. Can get a bit annoying. :)

T. F. Stern said...

I only wear my hearing aids for church functions; but not when I work because the acid content in my skin mixes with sweat and destroys the little batteries which in turn eats up the contact points in the hearing aids. I crank up the volume on the tv or stereo to make up for my hearing loss. lol

David said...

Yeh, my dad's 88 next week, and his hearing has finally reached the point where Medicare and his supplement insurance will cover most of a cochlear implant procedure. Talking with him either in person or on the phone is difficult, but still possible with both his hearing aids and his lately-developed lip-reading or a special amplified phone (with the hearing aids). Still, it's good he's around to visit with.

BTW, TF, you might try Deoxit (available via Amazon Marketplace) on your hearing aid batteries and contact points. It does a great job of defeating corrosion of electrical contacts. I used it (and Deoxit Gold) regularly in electronics refurbishing. Heck, I use it in my flashlights for better battery life, etc., and on our cars, wherever an electrical connection might need a little protection from elements that might intrude. Tons of uses.

My own hearing problems are mostly tinnitus-related. "Holes" in my hearing certain frequencies created by those freqs being too loud in my ears' ringing or spiking those freqs in a painful manner. So far, not a lot of actual hearing loss, except as the tinnitus interferes. *sigh* Oh, well.